Martian Spoons

'''Martian Spoons are alien, evil, vicious spoons that chop your thumbs off and eat you alive. The only way to keep Martian Spoons away, is to never eat tacos from Taco Bell on Tuesdays. Or else... THEY WILL EAT YOUR PINKYS AND TURN YOU INTO A CAT!'''

'''Martian Spoons are rare creatures. They prefer places with pretty lights and bright buildings with ponies and unicorns flying across the sky. They are known to mostly feast on random people and secretly use your computer to flirt with Australian Spoons. They always attack the planet of red'''

Beware for the Martian Spoons.